Lil Bit Ranch explained

Okay, I'm not sure Mandi did the Lil Bit Ranch story justice in the picture captions, so I'll explain it.

We had just finished dinner. Mandi went to sit on the couch and hold Aaron for a little while to keep him calm. Jacob was playing in the kitchen. Someone knocked at the door, so I went to answer it. I was gone for maybe a minute. I come back, and Jacob is standing on my chair. My formerly almost empty plate is covered in salad—Jacob has found the bagged salad and dumped out the last third of the bag onto my plate. And then, he got his hands on the ranch bottle, which he is holding upside down, and pouring gobs of ranch onto my plate. He looks at me with a totally straight face, says "little bit ranch," and keeps pouring.

Now of course I took away the ranch immediately and told him "no" very firmly, but we couldn't scold him too much. Mandi and I were both laughing too hard.

What a goose.